love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
Randomize
