: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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