Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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