People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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