No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
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