I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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