the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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