I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
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I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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