my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
ttyl tear gas
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
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