He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I fill condoms, not promises.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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