How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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