4 words: hood of his car
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
wow bdsm is so cute
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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