when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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