Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
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