I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
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