Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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