i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Just puked most of my soul out..
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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