Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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