My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Randomize