so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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