there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
