office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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