Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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