he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
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