Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
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