How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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