I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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