Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Randomize
