I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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