He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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