I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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