Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
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