He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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