What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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