There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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