wat bout pragnant strippers??
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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