Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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