I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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