I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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