Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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