hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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