D3 body, D1 cock
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
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