: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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