i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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