what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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