so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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