i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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