no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Randomize
