10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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