wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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