Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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