People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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