Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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